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Showing posts with label know your onion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label know your onion. Show all posts
Yes,
You guessed it, my blogosphere friends.
Its time for another installment of.....
This weeks Onion is my good friend Rachel.
Some might even say she is too good of a friend.
Which, when we can have a conversation with literally only our eyes, she probably is.
Rachel: How am I enjoying it? Its nice... Its a lot of reading. Which sucks because I'm a procrastinator.
A: Whats the plural of platypus?
R: Platypus's..... Platypi! OR Rachels minion army.
A: What is your opinion of triangles?
R: They're very pointy when you sit on them.
A: What is last but not least?
R: Grapes.
A: What did you dream about last night?
R: I dont remember.
A: What do you wish you dreamt about last night?
R: Unicorns.
A: Why you?
R: 'Cause I'm blonde and have brown eyes. Thats why.
A: Its 2027 and youre world famous for your invention. What did you invent?
R: Underwear that never wedges in your butt.
(Interruption by our friend Kenzie who was sitting at the table as I interviewed Rachel: Theres already an invention for that. Its called not wearing underwear.)
A: Please lead us through the macarena.
R: First you put your hands out, supenation style. Then you cross your arms, and touch the opposite shoulder. Then grab your head seductively. Then place your hands on your hips, and swing them. Then grab your luscious butt. Do a 180 jump, throw your head up to the sky, and shout HEY MACARENA!
A: All you need is....
R: To quote Crime and Punishment - air.
A: Please sign your name and draw something
She drew me.
I'm glad she percieves me as a a lady with scraggly hair and a hole in her neck.
Did you follow along the macarena with her?
Did you notice she did it wrong?
Ah, I love her.
- Adriana
P.S. Who's going to be my next intervieweeeeeee?
The other day, I was with my sister Ingrid.
There was a clipboard around and I immediately wanted to do something formal with it.
So I wrote up some questions and interviewed her.
I quite enjoyed it.
And it got me thinking....
I love it when people do series on their blogs.
And I love doing the few series I've started.
("What? What series?"
Shhh.....)
So,
Without further ado,
I am starting a series which I woud like to call
In this series,
I will interview people who are near and dear to me,
Or even people who arent.
Just people who I find interesting.
Their interviews will have no purpose.
It'll just be fun, and something to do/something to read.
And you, the reader, can get a little insight on the people in my life.
Who, I suppose, in this series I'm calling "onions"
*Shrugs*
And my first Onion is my sister, Ingrid:
Adriana: If you were a fruit, which would you be and why?
Ingrid: A watermelon, because I think watermelons are the best fruit to have ever evolved on this planet. And they're juicy.
A: Can you bust a move?
I: Yes, but it depends on the time of day.
A: How do you spell "onomotopoeia"?
I: A-N-O-M-A-D-E-P-I-A.....?
A: Three words to describe your shampoo?
I: Cheap, bird [Dove], best.
A: What can you accomplish with 30 seconds and a microwave?
I: Leftovers.
A: What time of day?
I: What time of day what?
A: Just.... what time of day?
I: Dusk.
A: What do you think of the name Hector?
I: Red-headed mexicans.
A: What is hazardous to your health?
I: Pickle tampons.
A: What do the three R's stand for to you?
I: Reduce, reuse, recycle. Thats so boring, but its true.
A: Depressed mime or flambouyant debt collector?
I: Depressed mime.
A: Signature?
I:
I bet she wishes she took this interview seriously, now.
Well, that was fun.
Who shall I interview next?
Perhaps you?
-Adriana
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